Visible presents: Shatter the Family Drama!
Join us December 17 & 18 at 29 W 23 Street in NYC!
Friday 1:00pm - 8:00pm
Saturday 9:00am - 6:00pm
As the wireless service that gives anyone family plan savings* without any family needed, we’d like to invite you to come de-stress from your holiday family gatherings this year. That’s why we’ve created the “Shatter the Family Drama” Smash Room, where you and a baseball bat can crush a variety of items inspired by the family drama you encounter every holiday season.
To get in the mood, check out our TV spot about saving on wireless without the family drama and get inspired by our slow-motion smashings.
Share your family drama for a chance to be rewarded for all that you push deep down inside.
And before you go, we’ve compiled a list of awkward family comments you’re bound to encounter when you go home for the holidays, along with the perfect responses to help you keep your sanity.
“Holiday Drama Comebacks”
When a family member says …
“Are you dating anyone?”
You can say …
“Have you seen your marriage? Hard pass.”
When a family member says …
“Have you gained weight?”
You can say …
“Have you lost hair?”
When a family member says …
“Show me some pics of your friends on social.”
You can say …
“Be right back, I just have to drive to the furthest possible state.”
When a family member says …
“Hey cityslicker. How can you live in such a small apartment?!”
You can say …
“Totally! There’s not even room for visitors. Don’t visit me. Ever.”
When a family member says …
“Why would you move so far away?”
You can say …
“To get away from you.”
When a family member says …
“Your generation has it so easy.”
You can say …
“You sound sleepy, grandpa. You’re not making any sense!”|
When a family member says …
“You need to grow up.”
You can say …
“You first.”
When a family member says …
“When are you going to settle down?”
You can say …
“When your attitude does.”
When a family member says …
“Those tattoos will make you look bad when you’re older.”
You can say …
“At least I’ll have an excuse.”
When a family member says …
“You’ll regret having kids.”
You can say …
“I regret having this conversation.”
*In times of traffic, your data may be temporarily slower than other traffic. $25/line/mo. for parties of 4 or more with Party Pay.